The random thoughts of a raving lunatic

thatclimbergirl:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

scary

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

(via thanks-forcomingout)

fandomsandfeminism:

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

A+

(Source: sandandglass, via fluffysmaster)

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

ghostofghostofsofia:

image

image

…………………….OH MY GOD

Are we not going to talk about spongebobs legs

(via fluffysmaster)

“If we’re dating, you can have your freedom…you’re not my prisoner. Just stay loyal & be honest. That’s all I ask.”
— (via shyuk)

One thing I loved about my last relationship was that we didn’t complete each other, we complimented each other. We could easily slot into each others lives but still had quite a bit of independence

(via heartless-bandit)

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

(via thanks-forcomingout)

“JK Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever”

 -Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)

 

(via sex-of-paradise)

(via thanks-forcomingout)

“The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.”
— Horace Walpole (via itsquoted)

calmb4tehpwn:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

image

wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

Well, did you?

(Source: spoopybarakarts, via itsstuckyinmyhead)

*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

sixpathsofbrule:

coalgirls:

*images dont load*
*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

*uses 2 gigs of data*

(via mydrunkkitchen)