treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
Radioactive- Imagine Dragons & Pompeii- Bastille
HOLY MOTHER OF
oh my fucking god this is so good
DEAR GOD. I THINK I JUST DIED AND WENT TO INDIE MUSIC HEAVEN
THAT TOOK ME .04 SECONDS TO REBLOG
Holy mother of God! Can’t wait to see I.D. On my 18th birthday!
COULD NOT HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON FAST ENOUGH.
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
that’s cool as fuck though
that’s not a rock it is a chess piece
it says “rook” darling
*reapplies to pre-K* *send apology macaroni art to fuckeverythingbecomeapirate*